Multiple Authors 7/5/25 Multiple Authors 7/5/25

Industry Braces Itself For ~4 Difficult Years of Shoehorned FEOC Wordplay

Multiple Authors 7/2/25 Multiple Authors 7/2/25

Congress to Add Clauses to Reconciliation Bill Declaring Carbon Dioxide America’s Favorite Molecule, and Imposing Excise Tax On Puppies, Ice Cream, and Sunsets

Multiple Authors 7/2/25 Multiple Authors 7/2/25

Wrap Around Amendment Best Understood by Find/replacing “Solar” for “Tanning Beds” In Senate Bill

Multiple Authors 7/1/25 Multiple Authors 7/1/25

Survey of Solar Industry Spouses Reveals Record Low Approval Ratings

Multiple Authors 6/24/25 Multiple Authors 6/24/25

BESS Project In Kansas Receives Zoning Approval Contingent Upon Facility Being Named “BESS Pro Shops” and Enclosed in Faux Bass Pro Shops Outlet

Multiple Authors 6/15/25 Multiple Authors 6/15/25

Development Capital Provider Punched In Face After Describing Firm’s Products as “Artisanal Capital Solutions”

Multiple Authors 6/11/25 Multiple Authors 6/11/25

SEIA Social Media Team Tries New Angle With "American Energy Dominance" Campaign Centered On Depictions of Xi In Rope Bondage and Maid Outfit

Multiple Authors 6/6/25 Multiple Authors 6/6/25

Teenager Who Put Cigarette Out In Bowl of Cereal Insisting Mommy Deliver A Fresh Bowl

Multiple Authors 6/5/25 Multiple Authors 6/5/25

Renewable Energy Professionals Wonder Out Loud If Buying A Honey Bucket Qualifies As “Start Of Construction”

Multiple Authors 6/5/25 Multiple Authors 6/5/25

Solar Industry Begins Transition from "We'll Make It Up With Volume" Mindset to "We’ll Make It Up With Layoffs” Mindset

Multiple Authors 5/22/25 Multiple Authors 5/22/25

Leaked Photo Reveals Giggling D.C. Tax Attorney Snorting Ambien With Andrew Garbarino In Congress Antechamber In Early Morning Hours Of May

Multiple Authors 5/22/25 Multiple Authors 5/22/25

[5/22/25] Transformer Sales Guy Havin’ A Nice Little Thursday Morning; Credits Recent Use of Vision Board

Multiple Authors 5/20/25 Multiple Authors 5/20/25

Adorable New ERCOT Control Room Operator Innocently Asks Why Calaveras Power Station Not Responding to SCED Ramp Signals

Multiple Authors 5/20/25 Multiple Authors 5/20/25

TX HB 3356 Supporters Asked To Define “Firming” Stammer Briefly Before Activating Smoke Bombs And Racing To Exit

Multiple Authors 5/15/25 Multiple Authors 5/15/25

LLM Asked To Make A Case For The Merits of Draft House Bill Returns Image of Cat Stevens In A Viking Helmet Playing a Tuba

Multiple Authors 5/15/25 Multiple Authors 5/15/25

Revolutionary Paper Suggests that AI Data Centers Which are Useful 3% of the Time Could Be Used as Little as 50% of the Time

Multiple Authors 4/25/25 Multiple Authors 4/25/25

Crux Tries To Keep Pace With Reunion, Justify $400m Valuation With Pioneering Application of “Mail Merge” Style LOI Automation, and Market’s 20th Attempt At “Debt Marketplace” No One’s Ever Asked For

Multiple Authors 4/24/25 Multiple Authors 4/24/25

“There Isn’t Much Time, Stacy; Do As I Say - Switch To Portrait Orientation! the Future Depends On It!” Says Frantic Time-traveler Before Disappearing Back Through Portal With No Further Explanation

Multiple Authors 4/18/25 Multiple Authors 4/18/25

Report: Generative AI Primarily Trained With Prompt To “Create Image of Data Center Powered By Solar and Wind”

Multiple Authors 4/16/25 Multiple Authors 4/16/25

Data Centers!