Leaked Photo Reveals Giggling D.C. Tax Attorney Snorting Ambien With Andrew Garbarino In Congress Antechamber In Early Morning Hours Of May

“When this wears off, remind me to encourage everyone who trusts me to prematurely panic to start construction even though there’s an entire 2nd chamber of congress to navigate and we actually have no idea what energy law will pass, so that I can further enrich myself while unnecessarily causing chaos in the industry that already made me rich, OK?”