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Biden Clarifies When He Said “Bold Plan To Combat Climate Change” He Meant Slapping Some Amine Scrubbers On A Dozen Or So Coal Chimneys

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Sunion Contributors Lurch Awake from Terrible Dream Where They Are Repeatedly Purchased by Elon Musk For Inscrutable Personal Motives

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Controversial Startup Skipping Straight To Consumer Sequestration

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DEPCOM EPC Cost Estimates Somehow Manage To Be Less Honest Than ‘Jim Lamon For AZ Senate’ Campaign

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“Yup, Still On Track For NTP,” Says Developer As EPC Project Manager Confidently Books Vacation

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Facing Wave of RFPs, Developer Amends Job Qualifications For Open Internship to “Has Adderall Prescription”

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Following Statewide Restrictions On Math, FPL Says IX Costs Now Determined By Opening To Random Page In Bible and Using First Number You See

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Project Acquirer Promising “Fast, Seamless” Close Invites 19 Attorneys To Kickoff Call

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First Annual Agua Caliente Easter Egg Hunt Will Be Last Annual Agua Caliente Easter Egg Hunt

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Sunion AHJ Survey: Permitting Backlog Now Contains Entire Latent Equitable High-Prosperity Zero Carbon Society

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Oblivious Career Bureaucrat In Windowless Room In Dept. Of Commerce Basement Who Unknowingly Accelerated Climate Change By ~2 Years Thinkin’ Bout’ Starting His Weekend A Few Hours Early

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System Design Engineer Really Letting His Hair Down With This Walgreens Roof Layout

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“Give Me One Good Reason Why America Can’t Compete With Chinese PV Manufacturing” Asks Unskilled Worker Making $62/hour Working 35-Hour Weeks, Who Owns Four Jet Skis

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Nation’s Teenagers Outraged That Not A Single PV Array Shaped Like A Dick Can Be Found On Google Earth

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FEMA Releases New 100 - Year Floodplain, Decadal Wildfire, Quinquennial Locust Swarm, Fortnightly Civil Disorder Maps

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Solar Attorney At Wits-End Concludes She’ll Have No Choice But To Coldcock Power Marketer If She Redundantly Adds “Date” After Saying “COD” One More God-Damned Time

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Erthos Showcases New Booth Design At SAMNA

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Original “Build Back Tariff” Slogan Found In Oval Office Trash Bin Starting To Make Sense

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Lets See Who This Really Is

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Shoals Intern Quietly Laments Discovery That New Employer No Longer Objectifies Women To Lift Sales Like It’s 1962

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