Today we’ll be discussing the logo of Auxin Solar. We don’t know anything about this company because i) they have been completely irrelevant to our industry until very recently, ii) we can’t find a single person who can validate that they’ve ever actually made or sold a single thing, and iii) none of us know anyone who is even four degrees of separation from a current or former employee of the company. So we’ll be evaluating the logo of this new industry entrant purely on it’s aesthetic qualities, free of bias. So, here goes:

SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA – Multiple reporters for The Sunion on the scene at the Infocast Solar + Wind Finance conference last week, confirmed that you - the person reading this article - are the only remaining holdout in the entire energy sector who has not enthusiastically embraced the promise of green crypto.

Reports from across the conference agreed that all of the people who you most respect were enthusiastically signing and underwriting long-term crypto offtake agreements just out of your view, and shaking hands on partnerships to pair their solar, wind, and battery projects with enormous, zero-money-down, on-site data centers.