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DEPCOM EPC Cost Estimates Somehow Manage To Be Less Honest Than ‘Jim Lamon For AZ Senate’ Campaign
“Yup, Still On Track For NTP,” Says Developer As EPC Project Manager Confidently Books Vacation
Facing Wave of RFPs, Developer Amends Job Qualifications For Open Internship to “Has Adderall Prescription”
Following Statewide Restrictions On Math, FPL Says IX Costs Now Determined By Opening To Random Page In Bible and Using First Number You See
Project Acquirer Promising “Fast, Seamless” Close Invites 19 Attorneys To Kickoff Call
First Annual Agua Caliente Easter Egg Hunt Will Be Last Annual Agua Caliente Easter Egg Hunt
Sunion AHJ Survey: Permitting Backlog Now Contains Entire Latent Equitable High-Prosperity Zero Carbon Society
Oblivious Career Bureaucrat In Windowless Room In Dept. Of Commerce Basement Who Unknowingly Accelerated Climate Change By ~2 Years Thinkin’ Bout’ Starting His Weekend A Few Hours Early
System Design Engineer Really Letting His Hair Down With This Walgreens Roof Layout
“Give Me One Good Reason Why America Can’t Compete With Chinese PV Manufacturing” Asks Unskilled Worker Making $62/hour Working 35-Hour Weeks, Who Owns Four Jet Skis
Nation’s Teenagers Outraged That Not A Single PV Array Shaped Like A Dick Can Be Found On Google Earth
FEMA Releases New 100 - Year Floodplain, Decadal Wildfire, Quinquennial Locust Swarm, Fortnightly Civil Disorder Maps
Solar Attorney At Wits-End Concludes She’ll Have No Choice But To Coldcock Power Marketer If She Redundantly Adds “Date” After Saying “COD” One More God-Damned Time
Erthos Showcases New Booth Design At SAMNA
Original “Build Back Tariff” Slogan Found In Oval Office Trash Bin Starting To Make Sense
Lets See Who This Really Is
Shoals Intern Quietly Laments Discovery That New Employer No Longer Objectifies Women To Lift Sales Like It’s 1962
Breaking Down Auxin Solar’s Logo
Today we’ll be discussing the logo of Auxin Solar. We don’t know anything about this company because i) they have been completely irrelevant to our industry until very recently, ii) we can’t find a single person who can validate that they’ve ever actually made or sold a single thing, and iii) none of us know anyone who is even four degrees of separation from a current or former employee of the company. So we’ll be evaluating the logo of this new industry entrant purely on it’s aesthetic qualities, free of bias. So, here goes:
Historians Unanimous: Sacrificing Long-term Exigencies While Overreacting To Short-term Conditions Brought Upon By War Tends To Work Out Great
Time Traveler Sent From Future To Avert Climate Apocalypse Hoping Most Of What She’s Seeing Upon Emerging From Time Machine Attributable To April Fools
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