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NREL: Novel $.60 / Watt Rooftop Z-Axis Tracker Exceeds Expected +.0000004% Efficiency Gains
240-Page NREL Dossier Concludes: “‘Green Crypto’ Not A Real Thing And We’d Like You All To Stop Talking Now”
NextEra Execs Fire PR Firm After Being Passed Over For PV Magazine’s Sexiest Solar Developer of The Year
CFO Concerned Direct Pay Could Streamline Business, Eliminating Excuses To Avoid Her Insufferable Children
Navajo Nation Sends Stock Thank You Letter To the 387 Developers Who Selflessly Offered Partnership On APS RFP Response
Overworked EPC Team Morale Problem Solved With Branded Quarter-zip Fleece
The Sunion’s Proprietary Playbook For Ending December Calls 10 Mins Early:
Most Aggressive Participant On Tax Equity Doc Page-Turn Call Definitely Hasn’t Read Documents
Appropriate PPE Rigorously Photoshopped
Report: “What’s With All The Questions, Guy?” Still Most Effective Response To Production Estimate Hole-Poking
US Attorney’s Office Printer Now the Primary Bottleneck in FirstEnergy Indictments
“It’s like 40 ppm black and white; that should have been plenty” described unnamed sources within the IT helpdesk for the US Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Ohio; “we do like two or three criminal ones a day and I figured OK maybe public corruption does another, like, two a month,” he mentioned, yanking warm pieces of paper from the sheet feeder under the impatient gaze of a queue of U.S. Marshals. “I didn’t know we’d be having to basically MailMerge the entire Ohio House Member’s Directory.”
Build Back Better Act: Most Significant Structure Erected to Date is Matthew Lesko’s
Group With No Money, 0 MW Planning to Form New IPP; Will Fail, Yet End Up Richer Than You Anyway
Oh Crap the CEO Just Said “It’s Really About Monetizing the Data”
Title Company Didn’t Know Closing Was Today Despite Calendar Invite, 6 Emails, 4 Texts, 3 Calls, Message On Blimp
Lightly Sobbing O&M Contractor Cracks Open Breech, Pats Qbotix Robot, Sends It Out On the Rail for "One Last Hunt"
“Shovel Ready” Project Just Needs Customer, Means To Deliver Product To Customer, Site Control
Borrower’s Attorneys Disconcertingly Resistant To “Project Not On Fire” Condition Precedent
IPP Corporate DEI Presentation Just A Damaged VHS Copy Of “Eyes On The Prize”
Dish Stirling Engine to Replace Steam Shovel in new Climate - Focused Mike Mulligan Reboot
“Children today don’t have enough metaphors for path dependence.” said Houghton Mifflin publisher Mike Berkenbush. “We felt that the Concentrating Solar Power industry as a whole was the best introduction to how aesthetically and thermodynamically elegant engineering constructs pursued in the best of faith by affectionate, invested visionaries would be inevitably overtaken, sidelined, and forgotten by purveyors of low-cost commodity technology.”
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