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Intern Confirms from Frederick, MD Bunker: Most “Beyond Petroleum” Schwag Still Usable
Utility “Innovation Center” Doors Only Open from the Outside
Shading Problems Persist Across Industry As Vegetation-Management Sheep Refuse Vaccination
$10m Deal Hinging On DocuSign Request Clearing Local Farmer's AOL Spam Filter
Survey Of Tax Attorneys Concludes You Should Consult a Tax Attorney
Unhinged, Hubristic Solar CEO Drives Forklift Through Inverter Shed During Site Visit, Claims Force Majeure
Nation’s Wire Room Operators Confirm Solar The Only Industry Where Wires Routinely Botched
The interviews quite clearly suggest that the industry is not only an outlier, but truly one of a kind. Lola Castanova from BNY Mellon summarizes the situation well: “I’d say of the solar transaction flow-of-funds we quarterback here, about 12% of them go off without a hitch. This compares to our global all-industry benchmark of about 99.3%. We’ve never seen anything like it…and that benchmark includes industries such as ticket-scalping, puppetry, and Cutco Knives.”
New SI Energy Unit the “Thiel” to Represent Zero MWh
EPC Budget Contingency Line Unceremoniously Added to Forecasted Solar Project Margin
Lender Increases DSCR In Term Sheet After Seeing Coinbase Tab Open During Would-be Borrower’s Screenshare
New DOE Sankey Diagram: Equity / Bro / Grift / Crypto / Porn / Solar / Data / Energy System Approaching Total Closure, Self-Sufficiency
In a synthetic discovery broadly compared to the work of Galloway and Leach, NREL investigators tracing energy and capital flows between renewable energy systems, those systems’ project finance assumptions via primary-contracted-offtakers, the primary clients of those offtakers, and, in turn, the primary consumers of those offtakers, have discovered a previously uncharacterized, enclosed, and self-sustaining sunlight-to electricity-to-money-to bros-to-data-to-grift/crypto-to-porn-to-bros-to money-to light-to-electricity ecosystem that is nearly self sustaining without external reference or input and which may soon overtake photosynthesis and geotechnical processes in terms of overall magnitude of energy transfer in Earth’s biosphere.
Unclear Why Finance Guy Just Air-Quoted “Degradation”
The Sunion to SPAC for Estimated $644M
Bookrunners cited the company’s “unmatched operational track record” and “strong pipeline of early-stage projects”, while acknowledging that a public markets IPO did close off many attractive opportunities for near-term wholesale value destruction by WoodMac.
Developer With 25% Corp Discount Rate Retains Project With 7% WACC, Carries On With Life Believing They Are Rational Human
LBNL: Solar in PJM Queue Adequate to Create Dyson Sphere Englobing Sun By 2026
Job Description for “Solar Installer” Position Seems To Indicate The Last Guy Was Shanghaied After Being Mistakenly Locked In Shipping Container
Overserved ISO Leans On Bar, Asks Battery “So…What Other Ancillary Services Do You Offer?”
“This Time It’s Different,” Says ‘Climatetech VC’ Who Was Doing Whippets At Choate While ‘Cleantech’ Era Obliterated ~$250B of Institutional Capital in 2000’s
Opinions From the Street - Direct Pay
“It’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard of in my entire life. That is, unless we can write the law in such a way that it’s breathtakingly arcane, convoluted, and rife with subjective interpretation of vague concepts….in which case I’d be totally stoked to the max. Oh, it is? Great. Wow. That’s so exciting for me. And here I thought the jig was up. [chuckling] [shaking head]. What a time to be alive.”
Guy Who Just Googled “Reactive Power” Now Condescendingly Explaining It To You
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