DENVER, CO - A local two-person development shop which has placed in service 8.3 MW, has $82,206.34 in their bank account, and took care to list out their inkjet printer on the corporate balance sheet has revealed their plans for satisfying an $18M interconnection deposit.

“I could bill Andrea Sullivan from Citigroup…she’d never notice,” said Blake. “But just look at Greg bloviating about the risks of lease pass-throughs right now. He hasn’t made a salient point since Obama was in office, so I highly doubt he’s sufficiently engaged to notice and care about an extra $1,265 in our bill.”

Conference attendees scramble to recalibrate assessment of the company’s legitimacy

One of Luciano’s co-workers (who wishes to remain anonymous) told The Sunion that during a team meeting at 9:30, he asked his teammates if anyone had “heard of a situation where the tax investor’s contribution goes through a DRO account.” Afraid of looking stupid, every team member reportedly responded with a simple “no” and then pretended to receive a text message from their spouse.

Wellington Xiang, who lead the survey for “Wood Mac”, says he was only slightly surprised by the results. “On one hand, it might seem surprising - or even mathematically impossible - that literally 100% of the projects under consideration in this market could all have a positive basis, given the mechanism itself is specifically designed to result in net zero basis in the aggregate. But that’s before you hear about how carefully these developers have chosen their sites using proprietary techniques and decades of experience in the market.

“We have an entirely different underwriting criteria for power plants that are borderline mothballed, facing increasing societal pressure, and regularly get smoked by variable operating costs. When you have an opportunity to dump a few hunge into something like that….you gotta lean in,” said the anonymous source.

Dietrich said he was surprised by the reaction and disappointed he didn’t get to go through his whole spiel. “Yeah I had this whole speech planned. I usually do this whole thing where I make people feel short-sighted for just wanting the best economic terms while losing sight of ‘way more important things’ like value add, flexibility, patience, closing quickly, etc. As though I’m some sort of early stage development lender with a nuanced structure and legitimate claims at adding value. I know…it sounds ridiculous, but lots of folks fall for it,” said Dietrich.