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Client Billed For Holiday Gift Plus 1.5 Senior Partner Hours Attributed To Gift Selection

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Draft Flow of Funds includes [$10,000] placeholder for legal bill currently at $526,950

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Project Finance Associate Unceremoniously Strikes "Dry January" From 2026 Goals List

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Child Asks Santa For HV Breaker So That Mommy Stops Crying

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CEO Takes News of A Meteor Striking A Substation During Energization As Par-For-Course; Has No Further Questions, Casually Moves Right Along To Load Bank Strategies

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Plans To “Hack” the Data Center Power Bottleneck With Colocated Gas Gen Foiled By Math, Basic Facts

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Tough Times In Solar: Local Associate Admits To Falling In Love With Woman From Surety Broker Back Office Whom He Only Knows From Email Correspondance

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“Oh Good, I Was Really Hoping We’d Be Talking About Power Banks In Mid December”, Claims Local EPC Project Manager While Pulling Flask Out Of His Pocket

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Deal Close Conversion Rate For Deals “At One Yard Line” At Historic Low

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Nation’s Developers Release Christmas Wishlist On Amazon

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Santa Still Waiting On FEOC Guidance

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Timothy Chalamet to Play Ahmad Chatila In Rumored SunEdison Corporate Biopic

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HR Person Sends Absolutely Adorable Reminder About Company Policy of Taking Christmas > New Year “Off”

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Request to Close This Year Mumbled

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Career Day Presentation From Vistra Mom Explains That Electricity From Thermal Plants Is “Like Solar, Except Less Gay”

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Heritage Foundation Renamed To Christmas Adventurers Club

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Eric Trump Furtively Tucks Away His Solar Module Hobby Science Kit Under Bunk Bed For the Night

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“Center For Disease Control” Renamed “Center For Disease Dispersion”

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Closing Unknowingly Contingent Upon Arrival of Holiday Tin Full Of Popcorn From Sponsor

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Report: 57% of Current Ares Deals Focused On Obfuscating Failure of Previous Ares Deals