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“Blast! If Only We Could Get Our Hands On That Python Script…” Howls Clenched-fisted Tenaska Power Trader, After Again Being Outmaneuvered By “One-of-a-kind, Proprietary” BESS Optimization Algorithm

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Investors At “Climate Week” Pledge To Accelerate Progress Towards Getting More Credit For Sustainability Efforts By Issuing 40% More Press Releases By 2030

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M&A Manager Sustains Blister After Holding Shovel Aloft for 15 Seconds During Project “Groundbreaking” Photo Op

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EPC Drops Facade, Issues Change Order #18 For “Pumping Up Our Margins Because You Have No Leverage To Stop Us”

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Deeply Suppressed Homosexuality Seamlessly Transmuted Into Opposition For Proposed Local BESS Project

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JD Vance Excitedly Throws Support Behind Ohio PV Array Shaped Like A Couch

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Orrick Absolutely Raking It In With New “Eh…Maybe?” Level Tax Opinion

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Extremely Complicated Problem Solved By Putting Old, Failed Technology In Shipping Container and Calling It “Modular”

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Unclear Why Head of Supply Chain Just Air-quoted “Delivered To Site”

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Gymnast Unveils New Uneven Bar Move Called the "Inverted Lease", Breaks Ankle

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White Shoe Lawyer Obviously Watching Olympics, Elegantly Shoehorns Tale of Fencing Accolades At Yale Into Seventh Client Call of Day

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EXCLUSIVE: Consortium of Dev Shop CEOs Agree to Continue Hopelessly Seek $50-100m “Platform Deal” Not Available Since October of 2022 (FULL DETAILS)

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PF Analyst Apparently Brought Wrench To His First Site Visit

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“AI-Optimized PV System Design” Neither Uses AI, or Is Optimized

Multiple Authors 7/29/24 Multiple Authors 7/29/24

VP On Blackstone “Climate Future” Team Gives Up, Recommends Growth Equity Investment In Draft Kings On Grounds It Will Reduce Las Vegas Air-travel Emissions

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Totally Interdependent i) Wind/Solar/ Geo/BESS/ Peaker Microgrid, ii) Crypto Mine, iii) AI Hyperscaling Hub, and iv) Jai Ali Stadium Just Needs $7.23 Trillion And 438 Different Things To Go Perfectly

Multiple Authors 7/15/24 Multiple Authors 7/15/24

Solar Industry Scrambles As Photo Evidence Exposes Untapped Rooftop PV Opportunity Near Butler, PA

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Junior Developer Blasting “Final Countdown” While Suiting Up For Zoning Permit Hearing Wishes Schenectady Radisson In-Room Bluetooth Speaker Could Bring It Juuuust A Little Harder

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“No Way To Prevent This”, Says Only Sector In World That Regularly Capitalizes The Same Known Grifters Over and Over

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Entergy Now Requires Projects To Affirm They Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Queue Position