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Breaking: Auxin Stooge Still A Nincompoop

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“Oh. Now I Get It.” Says Erthos Exec

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“Well Fuck Me, That Was A Let Down”, Say 10,000 Professionals Who Timed LinkedIn Promotion Announcement Simultaneously

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Midwest Solar Expo Organizers Ask Attendees To Bring A Casserole To Potluck Lunch

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“Fuck Everything, Just Photoshop Some Panels To the Turbine Blades” Says CEO of Company Specializing In Stock CGI Solar+Wind+Storage Crammed-together-impractically Greenwashing Images For Big Oil

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“Are We Still Funding Tomorrow?” Asks Man Representing Last Step In Nearly Completed Flow of Funds Who Has 13 Emails Requesting Fed Ref # In His Neglected Inbox

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Fundraising Tech VC Scrolling Through LP Rejection Emails Asks Legit Sustainability Investor If Electric Powered Tricycles Count As “Climate tech”

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Sector Braces For Inevitable Inclusion Of Nauseating “Climatetech” CEO In 3rd Season of White Lotus Who’s Surely Invented Some “New” Nonsensical Solar Technology, Likely Involving Mirrors

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Midwest Solar Expo Head Of Customer Experience Loading 10 CD Disc Changer For Exposition Floor Wonders If 3 Foreigner Albums Is Too Many

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BP Announces Closure of Alabama Refinery Plant; Also…Non-sequitor…Lightsource BP Announces Project In Energy Community

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FUBAR: PV+BESS SLF Issues PIS; PTO from AEP delayed due to ERCOT RARF update in RIOO; EPC Issues CO to IPP

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Family Of Renewables Pros Fed Up With Cyclical Behavior Patterns; “My Wife Just Redlined Our Daughter’s Book Report and Asked If It Tied To the Appraisal”

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Breakthrough Energy CEO Sends All Company Email Reminding Employees Importance of Mentioning To Friends and Family That Breakthrough Is “Bill Gates Backed”

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First Year PF Analyst Casually Heads For Airport, Offering “Have A Great Break, See You In January Guys”, As Rest of Team Squints At 94 Sheet Novo Models Through Tired Eyes

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Bank Pushes Close Past Year End Due to Fresh List Of Immaterial IE Questions That Could Have Been Asked 2 Months Ago When Report Originally Delivered

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Investor Scrambles To Mute And Go Off-Camera Before Spittaking Coffee All Over Desk As Counterparty Argues Professional Resume Justification For Lowering Damages Cap

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Blattner CEO Places Single Folding Lawn Chair To Reserve First-Come, First-Serve Booth Space at 2023 Midwest Solar Expo

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Erthos Forays Into Christmas Tree Sector

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PG&E Purchases DoorDash; Next Available Delivery Date Now 2029

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DOE Announcement: Fusion Experiment Generates More Energy than Expended Posting about Fusion Experiment on LinkedIn