Multiple Authors 12/29/22 Multiple Authors 12/29/22

“Are We Still Funding Tomorrow?” Asks Man Representing Last Step In Nearly Completed Flow of Funds Who Has 13 Emails Requesting Fed Ref # In His Neglected Inbox

Multiple Authors 12/28/22 Multiple Authors 12/28/22

Fundraising Tech VC Scrolling Through LP Rejection Emails Asks Legit Sustainability Investor If Electric Powered Tricycles Count As “Climate tech”

Multiple Authors 12/23/22 Multiple Authors 12/23/22

Sector Braces For Inevitable Inclusion Of Nauseating “Climatetech” CEO In 3rd Season of White Lotus Who’s Surely Invented Some “New” Nonsensical Solar Technology, Likely Involving Mirrors

Multiple Authors 12/22/22 Multiple Authors 12/22/22

Midwest Solar Expo Head Of Customer Experience Loading 10 CD Disc Changer For Exposition Floor Wonders If 3 Foreigner Albums Is Too Many

Multiple Authors 12/21/22 Multiple Authors 12/21/22

BP Announces Closure of Alabama Refinery Plant; Also…Non-sequitor…Lightsource BP Announces Project In Energy Community

Multiple Authors 12/20/22 Multiple Authors 12/20/22

FUBAR: PV+BESS SLF Issues PIS; PTO from AEP delayed due to ERCOT RARF update in RIOO; EPC Issues CO to IPP

Multiple Authors 12/19/22 Multiple Authors 12/19/22

Family Of Renewables Pros Fed Up With Cyclical Behavior Patterns; “My Wife Just Redlined Our Daughter’s Book Report and Asked If It Tied To the Appraisal”

Multiple Authors 12/16/22 Multiple Authors 12/16/22

Breakthrough Energy CEO Sends All Company Email Reminding Employees Importance of Mentioning To Friends and Family That Breakthrough Is “Bill Gates Backed”

Multiple Authors 12/16/22 Multiple Authors 12/16/22

First Year PF Analyst Casually Heads For Airport, Offering “Have A Great Break, See You In January Guys”, As Rest of Team Squints At 94 Sheet Novo Models Through Tired Eyes

Multiple Authors 12/16/22 Multiple Authors 12/16/22

Bank Pushes Close Past Year End Due to Fresh List Of Immaterial IE Questions That Could Have Been Asked 2 Months Ago When Report Originally Delivered

Multiple Authors 12/15/22 Multiple Authors 12/15/22

Investor Scrambles To Mute And Go Off-Camera Before Spittaking Coffee All Over Desk As Counterparty Argues Professional Resume Justification For Lowering Damages Cap

Multiple Authors 12/15/22 Multiple Authors 12/15/22

Blattner CEO Places Single Folding Lawn Chair To Reserve First-Come, First-Serve Booth Space at 2023 Midwest Solar Expo

Multiple Authors 12/15/22 Multiple Authors 12/15/22

Erthos Forays Into Christmas Tree Sector

Multiple Authors 12/13/22 Multiple Authors 12/13/22

PG&E Purchases DoorDash; Next Available Delivery Date Now 2029

Multiple Authors 12/12/22 Multiple Authors 12/12/22

DOE Announcement: Fusion Experiment Generates More Energy than Expended Posting about Fusion Experiment on LinkedIn

Multiple Authors 12/12/22 Multiple Authors 12/12/22

Secondary Market Insights: Former Crypto Operation Transformer Smugness Premiums Now Exceed 7%

Multiple Authors 12/9/22 Multiple Authors 12/9/22

Turquoise Hydrogen Renamed “Sinema Hydrogen” To Better Reflect How Useless It Is

Multiple Authors 12/9/22 Multiple Authors 12/9/22

Whoops, Someone Forgot To Tell Tigo SPACs Aren’t A Thing Anymore

Multiple Authors 12/8/22 Multiple Authors 12/8/22

Mamun Rashid’s “Second Solar” Pitch Falling Flat On VC Circuit; “His Prior Co.’s Were Tiny and Uncompetitive; Also Those Incognito Glasses With the Fuzzy Nose Were Hard To Look Past”

Multiple Authors 12/7/22 Multiple Authors 12/7/22

Midwest Solar Expo Organizers Launch Hype Machine With Announcement of Post-Conference Barbeque At Nate's Mom's House In Glen Ellyn