Multiple Authors 11/10/22 Multiple Authors 11/10/22

Photon About To Strike Rare In-Field Auxin Module Says “Nah, Fuck That”…Defies Laws Of Physics, Takes Hard Left To, Well…Anywhere Else, Really

Multiple Authors 11/9/22 Multiple Authors 11/9/22

“We Will Offer a True Gas Station Experience,” Threatens EV Charging Provider

Multiple Authors 11/9/22 Multiple Authors 11/9/22

Utility “Considering Solar?” Website Reminds Consumers: The Risk of Solar-Transmitted Disease Can be Managed, but Never Eliminated

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

American Tax Attorneys Agree: Canadian ITC “Absolutely Adorable”

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

Canadian ITC Incorporates “Passive Aggressive Investor” Limitations

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

Japan and Europe Shake Heads, Chuckle, Clink Glasses, Celebrate Yet Another Country Unfathomably Choosing An Asinine Subsidy Instrument Over A Simple, Proven, Powerful FIT Program

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

Canadian ITC Labor Ratios Require At Least One Hot Property Brother For Every “Just OK” Property Brother

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

Canadian ITC Refundable, But Only If One Accepts Impractically Large, Awkward Coins

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

Canadian ITC Just Like American ITC, Except Recapture Replaced With Disapproving Look

Multiple Authors 11/8/22 Multiple Authors 11/8/22

Nation Passive Aggressively Concurs “Let’s Pick This One Up In Q1” Season Has Commenced

Multiple Authors 11/4/22 Multiple Authors 11/4/22

BREAKING: Your Dooshy Parasitic I-Banker Buddy Who Never Expressed Any Interest In What You Do Now Wants To “Pick Your Brain” About A Career Transition Into “ESG”

Multiple Authors 11/4/22 Multiple Authors 11/4/22

FSLR Internal Memo Leak: Highly Anticipated Bifacial Module Just Two Modules Glued Together

Multiple Authors 11/3/22 Multiple Authors 11/3/22

5 Year Long LBNL Study Concludes Albedo Light Easily The Most Emo Of All The Lights

Multiple Authors 11/1/22 Multiple Authors 11/1/22

Power Contract Negotiation Position Requires Electrical M. Eng. in Case Electrons Need to Be Inspected and Shelved

Multiple Authors 10/28/22 Multiple Authors 10/28/22

“Oh Thank God, We’re Saved” - World Breathes Sigh Of Relief With Announcement of “Net Zero Oil”

Colin Murchie 10/27/22 Colin Murchie 10/27/22

Visionary’s “Electric Vehicles, Except You Lease Them, LLC” Rocks Industry; Rumors of Merger with Breathtakingly Innovative “Rent a Parking Lot But Also There Are Plugs There, Inc.”

Multiple Authors 10/25/22 Multiple Authors 10/25/22

New Commercial Roof Wind Tech Showing Potential; Just Need To Air-Lift House to Paradise Falls First

Multiple Authors 10/24/22 Multiple Authors 10/24/22

Shocking: Business That Developed Pre-IRA Competitive Advantage Doesn’t Expect IRA Provision To Really Change Things Much

Dave Riester 10/21/22 Dave Riester 10/21/22

EEI National Accounts Presenter Lands Unprecedented Triple Straight Face With Declaration They “Look Forward To” “Partnering” With Utilities to “Accelerate” Deployment

Multiple Authors 10/20/22 Multiple Authors 10/20/22

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