Multiple Authors 9/28/22 Multiple Authors 9/28/22

“That’s Why We Make The Big Bucks” Says PR Mastermind Who Suggested Company Buried In Lawsuits That Everyone Hates Working For Rename Themselves After Some Latin Root-word Salad

Multiple Authors 9/27/22 Multiple Authors 9/27/22

Desert Tortoise Walking To Spot She Takes Morning Dump 100% Oblivious To Fact She Just Killed $350M Solar Project

Multiple Authors 9/20/22 Multiple Authors 9/20/22

“Who The Fuck Are All These People?” And Other SPI Ruminations…

Multiple Authors 9/20/22 Multiple Authors 9/20/22

Sunion-Themed RE Plus Panel To be Remembered as Beginning of End of Publication’s Relevance

Multiple Authors 9/20/22 Multiple Authors 9/20/22

Study Finds Nothing More Pathetic Than Trying To Sneak Into Conf Panel About Your Own Content Because You Only Sprung For “Exhibit Only” Pass

Multiple Authors 9/19/22 Multiple Authors 9/19/22

5 Tips For Breaking Heart Of Guy Pitching You “Online Tax Credit Marketplace” Like He’s The First One With This Idea

Tell him how impressed you are with his ability to read a two page bill summary written by someone who actually does real work

Multiple Authors 9/19/22 Multiple Authors 9/19/22

Same Developers That Jammed Up MISO Queue Last Week Now Backing Up Anaheim Hilton Bar Trying To Order Jack N’ Cokes

Multiple Authors 9/16/22 Multiple Authors 9/16/22

Lender Successfully Forces Borrower To Pay For “Data Room Consultant”, At Long Last Achieving Goal Of Doing Absolutely Zero Work On Actual Transactions

Multiple Authors 9/15/22 Multiple Authors 9/15/22

Nation Compulsively Refreshing LinkedIn Hoping For One More Shitty, Grainy Photo of a Sunburned, “Humbled” White Dude On White House Lawn

Multiple Authors 9/15/22 Multiple Authors 9/15/22

Friends Report Social Media Suggests Your Ex-Project Is Going Operational With A Hot IPP; “It Seems Happy”

Multiple Authors 9/12/22 Multiple Authors 9/12/22

Public Relations Firms Confirm You Must Force Out A Press Release Leading Up To RE+ Or Industry Will Finally Know You For Fraudulent Failure We All Assumed You Were

Multiple Authors 9/11/22 Multiple Authors 9/11/22

Post-IRA Foreign Entrant To US Market With No Discernible Competitive Advantage Pretty Sure RE+ Attendees Will Be Impressed By Company’s Stature In Completely Unrelated Geography/ Sector/ Technology

Multiple Authors 9/8/22 Multiple Authors 9/8/22

Members of Profession Structured as 14th-Century Guild Announce New Innovation Practice

Multiple Authors 9/6/22 Multiple Authors 9/6/22

National Man-Ponytail Association Adopts 2022 Energy Policy Resolutions: “Nuclear Power is the Only Rational Path To Net Zero”

Multiple Authors 9/2/22 Multiple Authors 9/2/22

Mimicking First Solar, Auxin Announces Opening Of Second US Factory With Goal Of Doubling Capacity Of Empty Employee Parking Lots

Multiple Authors 8/31/22 Multiple Authors 8/31/22

Unclear Why Site Manager Just Air-Quoted “Placed-In-Service”

Colin Murchie 8/31/22 Colin Murchie 8/31/22

Independent Engineer Courteously Invited to Update His Production Estimate With Reference to ISO 3533:2021

Multiple Authors 8/31/22 Multiple Authors 8/31/22

Boss Nonchalantly Asks You To Input Entire US State and Federal Cleantech Policy into Salesforce

Multiple Authors 8/30/22 Multiple Authors 8/30/22

Solar-focused Climatetech Startup Has “Proprietary Metalgorithm” That Runs Optimization Algorithms Which Optimize Other Optimization Algorithms That Optimize….Oh fuck it, I quit

Multiple Authors 8/26/22 Multiple Authors 8/26/22

Weird: Somehow That Premature Shared-Model Project Sale To IPP/PE-fund Didn’t Land So Great For Seller In The End