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5 Tips For Breaking Heart Of Guy Pitching You “Online Tax Credit Marketplace” Like He’s The First One With This Idea

Tell him how impressed you are with his ability to read a two page bill summary written by someone who actually does real work

Multiple Authors 9/19/22 Multiple Authors 9/19/22

Same Developers That Jammed Up MISO Queue Last Week Now Backing Up Anaheim Hilton Bar Trying To Order Jack N’ Cokes

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Lender Successfully Forces Borrower To Pay For “Data Room Consultant”, At Long Last Achieving Goal Of Doing Absolutely Zero Work On Actual Transactions

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Nation Compulsively Refreshing LinkedIn Hoping For One More Shitty, Grainy Photo of a Sunburned, “Humbled” White Dude On White House Lawn

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Friends Report Social Media Suggests Your Ex-Project Is Going Operational With A Hot IPP; “It Seems Happy”

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Public Relations Firms Confirm You Must Force Out A Press Release Leading Up To RE+ Or Industry Will Finally Know You For Fraudulent Failure We All Assumed You Were

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Post-IRA Foreign Entrant To US Market With No Discernible Competitive Advantage Pretty Sure RE+ Attendees Will Be Impressed By Company’s Stature In Completely Unrelated Geography/ Sector/ Technology

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Members of Profession Structured as 14th-Century Guild Announce New Innovation Practice

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National Man-Ponytail Association Adopts 2022 Energy Policy Resolutions: “Nuclear Power is the Only Rational Path To Net Zero”

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Mimicking First Solar, Auxin Announces Opening Of Second US Factory With Goal Of Doubling Capacity Of Empty Employee Parking Lots

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Unclear Why Site Manager Just Air-Quoted “Placed-In-Service”

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Independent Engineer Courteously Invited to Update His Production Estimate With Reference to ISO 3533:2021

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Boss Nonchalantly Asks You To Input Entire US State and Federal Cleantech Policy into Salesforce

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Solar-focused Climatetech Startup Has “Proprietary Metalgorithm” That Runs Optimization Algorithms Which Optimize Other Optimization Algorithms That Optimize….Oh fuck it, I quit

Multiple Authors 8/26/22 Multiple Authors 8/26/22

Weird: Somehow That Premature Shared-Model Project Sale To IPP/PE-fund Didn’t Land So Great For Seller In The End

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Infographic: IRA Coverage In The National Media

Multiple Authors 8/23/22 Multiple Authors 8/23/22

Climate Sectors’ Recruiter-to-Employee Ratio Expected To Reach Parity by Christmas, If Not For Shortage of Attractive Brits Named ‘Ollie’ or ‘Charlotte’

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Project Finance Team Waiting With Bated Breath As Engineers Attend PVPMC Without Adult Supervision; “Best Practices, My Ass… Just Make The Number Higher”

Multiple Authors 8/22/22 Multiple Authors 8/22/22

Modern Nostradamus: Venture Capitalist Sees A Few Opportunities In Climatetech After IRA Passed

Multiple Authors 8/19/22 Multiple Authors 8/19/22

Reinvigorated Thomas Nast Estate Announces New “NYPA Collection”