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The Sunion Drops Infowars As Sponsor After Alex Jones Indicates He’s Bankrupt

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Jones Day Announces Pivot from Successful Opioid Distributor Defense and Clean Power Plan Dismantling to Direct Representation of Approaching Near-Earth Objects

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Mormons, Militia, Marijuana, Mennonites, Millionaires - The Sunion’s 5M Guide to Off-Grid Sales Success

Multiple Authors 8/1/22 Multiple Authors 8/1/22

Nation Not Sure It Will Survive Week If Sleeveless Woman Sitting Alone In Congress Cafeteria Sinks Climate To Protect Indefensible $14b Tax Loophole She Definitely Doesn’t Understand

Multiple Authors 7/29/22 Multiple Authors 7/29/22

Scandal: Matrix, LLC Leaks Demonstrate Reckless, Irresponsible Disregard for The Sunion’s Comprehensive, Anonymous, Highly Affordable Influence Platform

Multiple Authors 7/28/22 Multiple Authors 7/28/22

“Wake Me Up When It’s Actually Passed,” Says Emotionally Hedging Solar Pro Who Has Been Refreshing Politico.com Every 4.3 Seconds Since Yesterday Afternoon

Multiple Authors 7/27/22 Multiple Authors 7/27/22

Manchin Agrees To Support Bill Officially Declaring Him A Corrupt Shitbag As Long As He Can Name It “The Joe Manchin Is Awesome Vote Manchin 24’ Act”

Multiple Authors 7/27/22 Multiple Authors 7/27/22

BREAKING: Aunt Jeannie’s Friend’s Niece Margo Is Thinking About Getting Solar On Her Roof, And Isn’t That Interesting Because You Also Do the Solar Panel Stuff?

Multiple Authors 7/27/22 Multiple Authors 7/27/22

Chicago PD Raids Pattern Energy Offices, Seize Computers After Reports Of Illegally Shared WoodMac Curves

Colin Murchie 7/26/22 Colin Murchie 7/26/22

Co-Op Board Exists Only To Serve Interests of Their 1) Membership, 2) Absolutely Baller HQ Building

Multiple Authors 7/22/22 Multiple Authors 7/22/22

Morning Onsite Safety Meeting Takes Weird Turn As Site Manager Oddly Focused On Not Letting Women Named Krystal Tie You To A Bedpost After Being Overserved At O’Malley’s

Multiple Authors 7/20/22 Multiple Authors 7/20/22

PF Team Reports Air-quoting “100-Year” When Discussing Floodplains With Lenders Not Effective

Multiple Authors 7/19/22 Multiple Authors 7/19/22

New Quad-Axis Tracker Whisks Panels Back Along Space-Time Continuum To More Innocent Time When They Were Young, Free Ingots Just Making Mistakes And Getting Laid

Multiple Authors 7/18/22 Multiple Authors 7/18/22

Uttar Pradesh Villager Whose Mother Died In Record-setting Heatwave Last Month Relieved To Hear At Least Manchin Addressing Gas Costs For Larry’s New Four Runner

Multiple Authors 7/15/22 Multiple Authors 7/15/22

Marjorie Taylor Greene Overheard Asking Senator Manchin “Dude, What’s Your Fucking Deal?”

Multiple Authors 7/15/22 Multiple Authors 7/15/22

Shit: Outside Counsel “Thinks of Themselves More as a Strategic Advisor”

Multiple Authors 7/14/22 Multiple Authors 7/14/22

The Sunion Announces $201m investment from Stephen Miller-led, North Korea-backed Machiavelli Partners

Multiple Authors 7/12/22 Multiple Authors 7/12/22

Amazon Prime Day Deals Include REC Offsets So You Can Pretend To Give a Shit Too

Colin Murchie 7/11/22 Colin Murchie 7/11/22

Potential Series B Investment’s Schwag On-Point to a Deeply Concerning Degree

Multiple Authors 7/8/22 Multiple Authors 7/8/22

New Fintech Startup Purports To Have Software Solution To A Scalability Riddle that Thousands Of Smart Project Finance Pros Have Failed To Solve Across Two Decades And Hundreds Of Attempts; Doesn’t