Nation Stares, Mouths Agape At All 257 Articles Claiming There’s A Climatetech Startup With Young Female CEO; Photo With Arms-crossed, “I Mean Business” Pose Appears To Confirm America’s Worst Fears
MISO Resource Adequacy Subcommitee’s Singeing Rebuke of Critical Race Theory a Surprising Non Sequitur
Detachable Clean Power Plan Succesfully Distracts, Satiates Predator
Sunion Staff Immediately Regrets Jokingly Sending Mosaic Series D Book To Kush Last Month
Asset Management Director Finally Admits Library Of Printed/Bindered Warranties, Manuals, As-Builts “Just for Cuddlin’"
Satan Actually A Little Bummed Out His Intricate, 500-Year Plan To Gain Majority Control Of Supreme Court Souls Took Just Five Years
SCOTUS Curbs Department Of Defense’s Authority To Shoot Back During Invasion
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprisingly balanced and intellectually consistent decision, the supreme court of the United States has ruled that, in the event of a massive, potentially apocalypse-inducing ground invasion by another world power, the US military will not be permitted to take any actions to deter the invading army from further advance.
EPRI Conference Speakers’ Walk-Up Music Still Mostly Skynyrd
Head of Engineering Absentmindedly Adds OnlyFans Handle to Email Signoff
Scrappy Iconoclastic New Climate Solutions Fund Just Builds More Boring-Ass Solar Farms On Blown Out Old Soybean Fields; That’s Literally It
“Placed-In-Service Begins At Injection Study, See?” States Justice Alito, Pointing To Bible Passage Mostly About Incest, Slavery, and The Sinfulness Of Cleft Hooves
MISO Drops Site Control Requirement For Queue, Citing SCOTUS Roe Decision As Indication Power Plant Life Begins At GIS Mapping
Justice Thomas To Come After Private, Consensual, Behind-Meter Storage/Solar Pairings Next; “It’s Just Super Gay”
SCOTUS Votes 5-4 To Prohibit Early PPA Termination; Jesus Specifically Said They Must Go To Term
SCOTUS Votes 5-4 To Prohibit Terminating Coal Plants; No Exception For Cases Of Environmental Rape
Only Joy In PF Analyst’s Day Watching Remote Co-Worker Struggle To Repair #REF!ed-Out Model In Live Excel File
“That Should Do It”: World Breathes Sigh Of Relief With Announcement of Newly-Branded “Chartreuse Hydrogen”
Blues Industry Association: Without Coal Mining, Our Industry Will Lose Its Strategic Pipeline of Anti-Worker Violence, Wage Exploitation, Life-Changing Injury and Illness
BREAKING: Midwest Solar Expo Fine
Sell-side Marathon Capital Deck Looking Prrrrretttty Thin After All 23 Slides On Crypto Offtake Opportunity Scrapped
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