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Beyond VIX: Sunion’s New “SchadenCoin” Price Will Track Level of Dark Joy Society Derives From Watching Dipshits Lose Their Shirt
Solar Industry Spits Out Tooth, Shakes Some of the Humming Sound Out of Ears, Raises Fists, Throws Back Two Shots, Offers Dramatic “Is That All You Got?” To No One In Particular
IRS Accused of Kink-Shaming as New PLR Disallows Master-Sub Inverted Thruplease Flip
Panel Sales Guy Cajoling You To Finish Paperwork for 0.47/w Modules Oddly Firing Off Non-sequitur Comments About How It’s a Slow News Day
Report: The Soiling and Degradation Were Inside You All Along
Construction Manager for Stalled Storage Installation Slowly Losing Mind; Currently Wallpapering Inside of Trailer With Tesla Force Majeure Notices
Clean Energy Venture is Back! $180M in New Series A Announcements from WeGrift, Insolv.nt, Samey, Parasitic Gloss, Fluff, ElectroAlgoCloudCrypto$$$, NoIP.ai, Sequestionable, Periwinkle H2
“Degradation, My Ass” Mutters Project Finance Associate As She Casually Zeroes Out Degradation Assumption To Make Up For $0.51/w Modules
“We’re Here to Disrupt Construction” Brags CEO Who Absolutely Could Not Screw Together a Billy Bookshelf
Fuck: New Head of IT Plans to “Streamline and Routinize” Development Using Custom, Bespoke Software
Manchin’s Grandkids Sheepishly Ask If He’d Be Willing To Cut His Power Trip Short So They Can Live Into Their 30’s
Rooftop Solar Developers On SFO to DFW Flight for Distributech All Pinned to Window Glass Like Forlorn Puppies
Climatetech Venture Fund Contains More Misprioritized DAC Investments Than Offset CO2 Molecules
Startup Purporting To “Revolutionize The Energy Transition” Puts Photo of Failed Technology From 2009 On Website Landing Page
LEAKED: CleanPower 2022 Welcome Remarks
“To Save America, We Must Destroy SEIA”, Reads ACP President’s Fiery Welcome Speech at CleanPower 2022
SAN ANTONIO, TX - The Sunion has obtained a final draft of the welcome speech that American Clean Power Association (ACP) CEO Peter McLeigh intends to give on Tuesday at the CleanPower 2022 conference in San Antonio. In this startling address, McLeigh aims to make a clean and hostile break from its historical collaboration with SEIA. The speech is published in its entirety below:
Beloved Plans For Pollinator Habitat On PV Site Scrapped After County Planner Insists Every Intended Shrub Be Individually Identified
Assumptions Adjusted To Produce Desired Output
Whaddya Know…Vanadium Flow Guy Happens To Have A Whole Thing About The Lithium Shortage Right Here
To Commemorate Record Profits, BP, Shell Add Russia’s "Victory Day" To Annual Company Holiday Schedule
EPC Project Manager Wistfully Recalls Last Fall When Only Steel, Labor, Contractors and Batteries Were Unobtainable
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