SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA – Multiple reporters for The Sunion on the scene at the Infocast Solar + Wind Finance conference last week, confirmed that you - the person reading this article - are the only remaining holdout in the entire energy sector who has not enthusiastically embraced the promise of green crypto.

Reports from across the conference agreed that all of the people who you most respect were enthusiastically signing and underwriting long-term crypto offtake agreements just out of your view, and shaking hands on partnerships to pair their solar, wind, and battery projects with enormous, zero-money-down, on-site data centers.