NEW YORK, NY - Fitch Co. has recently summarized results from a survey they conducted of over 65,000 renewable energy and storage developers whose business model relies entirely on being able to satisfy various deposits with a letter of credit. The survey asked each participant a series of questions related to what a letter of credit is and who is customarily eligible to receive one. A selection of responses follow:

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“We’ll Fix It With Geoengineering,” Reassure Leaders of Industry Where Nothing Ever Works Right And No One Takes Responsibility For Anything

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Republicans Unveil New Climate/Social Bill - "Build Back Whiter" - Promptly Secure Joe Manchin’s Vote

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New Investigation of Photovoltaic Microstructure Reveals Previously Undiscovered Layer of Sub-Project Manager

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The Sunion Remembers: Reflecting On The Horror of 1/6/21 When Our First Module PO Was Unceremoniously Reneged-On In A Shameless Pandemic Price-Gouge

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$1,000,000 Payment Approved From Toilet

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Curators Of Simulation We Are Living In Having An Absolute Blast Watching “Direct Air Capture” Taken Seriously

PLANET HD 178911 Bb, PHOBETOR GALAXY - A recent interview with the principal curator of the computer-simulated reality you are currently “living” in has revealed that the entire team of post-biological extraterrestrials who manage the Earth Simulation are getting a huge kick out of watching the humans in simulation run #295,121 take Direct Air Capture (“DAC”) technology seriously.

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File Name Doubles As Evocative Tale Of Project’s Journey to $0.02/w Margin

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Point vs. Counterpoint: “Don’t Move One Fucking Electron Or the World Will End Because Tax Equity Isn’t Closed!!!” VS. “THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! TURN IT ON!! WE CLOSED! YOU HAVE 7 MINUTES!

Bottom line: if you fuck this up and turn on this system - either inadvertently or intentionally - before tax equity is in, the world will basically end. Or at least that’s true to the extent you equate my career track facing a minor impediment to the apocalypse being upon us. So just sit there and don’t fucking do anything except keep the utility technician alive with water and crackers. Other than that, you being anywhere near the general proximity of those inverters, with a pulse, reads as a liability to me. Please don’t fuck this up for me. Er…Us…I meant “Us”. You turn that fucker on when - and only when - I tell you you can. Oh….and also cancel your New Year’s Eve plans.

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Closing Call Concludes With Participants Joking “Next Year, Let’s Start Earlier”, While Resignedly Rolling Eyes Knowing That No One Will

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Project Sponsor Offers Gaudy, Prematurely-Procured Deal Toy In Lieu Of Successful Capacity Test

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Attorney Suffers Aneurysm After Arguing Opposite Sides of Same Placed-In-Service Argument Within 4 Minute Period

On the first call, the attorney needed to make the case that the company had not inadvertently placed a project into service prior to the tax investor’s initial contribution by pushing “test energy” onto the electrical grid. “The PPA specifically defines ‘test energy’ as being energy delivered before commercial operation! And the placed in service definition clearly states that the system needs to be capable of delivering energy for commercial purposes; so how could the project possibly be placed in service if we’re only delivering energy that is, by definition, energy that is a prerequisite to commercial operations?!?!?!”… argued the attorney