On the first call, the attorney needed to make the case that the company had not inadvertently placed a project into service prior to the tax investor’s initial contribution by pushing “test energy” onto the electrical grid. “The PPA specifically defines ‘test energy’ as being energy delivered before commercial operation! And the placed in service definition clearly states that the system needs to be capable of delivering energy for commercial purposes; so how could the project possibly be placed in service if we’re only delivering energy that is, by definition, energy that is a prerequisite to commercial operations?!?!?!”… argued the attorney

MIAMI, FL - Statler and Waldorf Partners (SWP), a global private equity investment firm with a distinguished history of identifying unique market strategies using their unsurpassed political connections, announced today the launch of PhotonLumenFlux Renewable Power, a new “platform” that will imagine, source, develop, construct, finance, operate, buy, sell, arbitrage, mow, raise sheep, repower, and beekeep around utility-scale solar plants and storage facilities on behalf of SWP’s Asset-Based Acquisition and Finance Group (the “ASSBAF” group) that utilizes the same strategy as all other competing private equity firms in the renewable energy space that are currently raising funds to create, buy and sell platforms to each other at increasingly lucrative valuations, until such time that anything starts to matter again.

A reference to Forbes’ wonderful piece of not-at-all-planted-by-a-PR-agent…”journalism” from a couple days ago