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Every Member of Dec. 23 Closing Call Yelling on Zoom from Their Childhood Bed

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“Oh, You Wanted ALL The Strings Within The Lease Lines?”…and 8 Other End-Of-Year Lender Favorites

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“30-Under-30” List of Top 3rd-Party Stormwater Permitting Consultants Only Makes it Down to 22

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SWP “ASSBAF”: Latest Private Equity Juggernaut Enters Renewable Energy Sector With Patented Humility

MIAMI, FL - Statler and Waldorf Partners (SWP), a global private equity investment firm with a distinguished history of identifying unique market strategies using their unsurpassed political connections, announced today the launch of PhotonLumenFlux Renewable Power, a new “platform” that will imagine, source, develop, construct, finance, operate, buy, sell, arbitrage, mow, raise sheep, repower, and beekeep around utility-scale solar plants and storage facilities on behalf of SWP’s Asset-Based Acquisition and Finance Group (the “ASSBAF” group) that utilizes the same strategy as all other competing private equity firms in the renewable energy space that are currently raising funds to create, buy and sell platforms to each other at increasingly lucrative valuations, until such time that anything starts to matter again.

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Developer Frantically Retrieves Paper Towels From Truck After Wetlands Unexpectedly Discovered During Site Walk With Environmental Consultant

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“I’m Just Looking Forward To Quiet Time With Family This Holiday,” Says Adorably Naive Electrician Commissioning E.O.Y. Solar Installations For First Time

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These Young Energy Moguls Insist The Mickey That Toby Just Slipped You Bodes Well For Your Evening’s Prospects

A reference to Forbes’ wonderful piece of not-at-all-planted-by-a-PR-agent…”journalism” from a couple days ago

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Landowner Lied To

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Project Finance Team Marks Annual Tradition of Watching Forlornly As Rest of Company Departs For Holiday Party

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Restudy For Entire MISO Queue Planned After Previous SIS’s Failed to Account for Tate Breggins’ Planned 400 Watt RV-Charging System; Restudy On-Hold Pending Breggins’ Alimony Hearing

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Promising Date Ruined by State-Mandated Interposition of New York Power Authority

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“We’re Evolving to Be More About All Kinds of Advanced Energy, Not Just One Type of Renewables”: When It’s Time to Discuss Hospice Care With Your Trade Association

Multiple Authors 12/13/21 Multiple Authors 12/13/21

Developer Confident They Can ‘Design Around’ Large Pile Of Nuclear Waste Identified In Phase I ESA Not Read By Anyone Who Required It

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Closing Dinner Bill Exceeds Project Margin

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EPC Change Order Stalls as Attorneys Debate Whether ‘Incessant, Blood-curdling Screams’ From On-site Ghosts Constitute Force Majeure

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Refreshingly Honest “30-Under-30” List Just A Quickbooks Export Of List-Creator’s Accounts Receivable

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“Guaranty” vs. “Guarantee” Joke Fails To Lighten Mood During Bankruptcy Proceedings

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Survey: 70% of Energy Recruiters Took Job Immediately After Love Island Rejected Their Application

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Ways To Fake Your Own Death If A Counterparty Asks You To Build a Gannt Chart

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Project Finance Analyst Demoted To Intern After Hand Grazes Mouse While Using Excel

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The once-promising career of Ecoplexus project finance analyst Barrett Ingersol experienced a major setback yesterday, after he was demoted to intern for having briefly touched his mouse while building a levered inverted lease model.