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Project Finance Analyst Demoted To Intern After Hand Grazes Mouse While Using Excel

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The once-promising career of Ecoplexus project finance analyst Barrett Ingersol experienced a major setback yesterday, after he was demoted to intern for having briefly touched his mouse while building a levered inverted lease model.

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Overzealous Environmental Consultant “Dick Cheney’d” By Developer After Discovering Endangered Plant During Site Walk

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New Startup Believes It Has Streamlined Community Solar Customer Procurement Using The Cloud, Is Wrong

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Project Title Search Reports No Competing Claims For As Far Back As We As A Society Choose to Examine That Kind of Question

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Sackler Family Takes Page From Shell’s Playbook: “The Only Way Through the Opioid Crisis is To Consume All The Opioids”

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Morality Backburnered As Perfectly Flat Rectangular 1000-Acre Tract Leased From Prick In a M.A.G.A. Hat

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ERCOT Developer Seems To Actually Believe She’s Only Person On Earth To Realize Sub-10MWac Projects Easier to Interconnect

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Steeple-Fingered Fossil Fuel Executive: Sequestration / Renewables Conflict “Escalating Delectably”

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Developer Trying Too Hard To Bond With Site Manager Overdid The Chaw; Puked On Combiner Box, Now Appears To Be In Fetal Position On A Tractor

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NREL: Novel $.60 / Watt Rooftop Z-Axis Tracker Exceeds Expected +.0000004% Efficiency Gains

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240-Page NREL Dossier Concludes: “‘Green Crypto’ Not A Real Thing And We’d Like You All To Stop Talking Now”

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NextEra Execs Fire PR Firm After Being Passed Over For PV Magazine’s Sexiest Solar Developer of The Year

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CFO Concerned Direct Pay Could Streamline Business, Eliminating Excuses To Avoid Her Insufferable Children

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Navajo Nation Sends Stock Thank You Letter To the 387 Developers Who Selflessly Offered Partnership On APS RFP Response

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Overworked EPC Team Morale Problem Solved With Branded Quarter-zip Fleece

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The Sunion’s Proprietary Playbook For Ending December Calls 10 Mins Early:

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Most Aggressive Participant On Tax Equity Doc Page-Turn Call Definitely Hasn’t Read Documents

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Appropriate PPE Rigorously Photoshopped

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Report: “What’s With All The Questions, Guy?” Still Most Effective Response To Production Estimate Hole-Poking

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US Attorney’s Office Printer Now the Primary Bottleneck in FirstEnergy Indictments

“It’s like 40 ppm black and white; that should have been plenty” described unnamed sources within the IT helpdesk for the US Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Ohio; “we do like two or three criminal ones a day and I figured OK maybe public corruption does another, like, two a month,” he mentioned, yanking warm pieces of paper from the sheet feeder under the impatient gaze of a queue of U.S. Marshals. “I didn’t know we’d be having to basically MailMerge the entire Ohio House Member’s Directory.”