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Morality Backburnered As Perfectly Flat Rectangular 1000-Acre Tract Leased From Prick In a M.A.G.A. Hat
ERCOT Developer Seems To Actually Believe She’s Only Person On Earth To Realize Sub-10MWac Projects Easier to Interconnect
Steeple-Fingered Fossil Fuel Executive: Sequestration / Renewables Conflict “Escalating Delectably”
Developer Trying Too Hard To Bond With Site Manager Overdid The Chaw; Puked On Combiner Box, Now Appears To Be In Fetal Position On A Tractor
NREL: Novel $.60 / Watt Rooftop Z-Axis Tracker Exceeds Expected +.0000004% Efficiency Gains
240-Page NREL Dossier Concludes: “‘Green Crypto’ Not A Real Thing And We’d Like You All To Stop Talking Now”
NextEra Execs Fire PR Firm After Being Passed Over For PV Magazine’s Sexiest Solar Developer of The Year
CFO Concerned Direct Pay Could Streamline Business, Eliminating Excuses To Avoid Her Insufferable Children
Navajo Nation Sends Stock Thank You Letter To the 387 Developers Who Selflessly Offered Partnership On APS RFP Response
Overworked EPC Team Morale Problem Solved With Branded Quarter-zip Fleece
The Sunion’s Proprietary Playbook For Ending December Calls 10 Mins Early:
Most Aggressive Participant On Tax Equity Doc Page-Turn Call Definitely Hasn’t Read Documents
Appropriate PPE Rigorously Photoshopped
Report: “What’s With All The Questions, Guy?” Still Most Effective Response To Production Estimate Hole-Poking
US Attorney’s Office Printer Now the Primary Bottleneck in FirstEnergy Indictments
“It’s like 40 ppm black and white; that should have been plenty” described unnamed sources within the IT helpdesk for the US Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Ohio; “we do like two or three criminal ones a day and I figured OK maybe public corruption does another, like, two a month,” he mentioned, yanking warm pieces of paper from the sheet feeder under the impatient gaze of a queue of U.S. Marshals. “I didn’t know we’d be having to basically MailMerge the entire Ohio House Member’s Directory.”
Build Back Better Act: Most Significant Structure Erected to Date is Matthew Lesko’s
Group With No Money, 0 MW Planning to Form New IPP; Will Fail, Yet End Up Richer Than You Anyway
Oh Crap the CEO Just Said “It’s Really About Monetizing the Data”
Title Company Didn’t Know Closing Was Today Despite Calendar Invite, 6 Emails, 4 Texts, 3 Calls, Message On Blimp
Lightly Sobbing O&M Contractor Cracks Open Breech, Pats Qbotix Robot, Sends It Out On the Rail for "One Last Hunt"
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