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Group With No Money, 0 MW Planning to Form New IPP; Will Fail, Yet End Up Richer Than You Anyway
Oh Crap the CEO Just Said “It’s Really About Monetizing the Data”
Title Company Didn’t Know Closing Was Today Despite Calendar Invite, 6 Emails, 4 Texts, 3 Calls, Message On Blimp
Lightly Sobbing O&M Contractor Cracks Open Breech, Pats Qbotix Robot, Sends It Out On the Rail for "One Last Hunt"
“Shovel Ready” Project Just Needs Customer, Means To Deliver Product To Customer, Site Control
Borrower’s Attorneys Disconcertingly Resistant To “Project Not On Fire” Condition Precedent
IPP Corporate DEI Presentation Just A Damaged VHS Copy Of “Eyes On The Prize”
Dish Stirling Engine to Replace Steam Shovel in new Climate - Focused Mike Mulligan Reboot
“Children today don’t have enough metaphors for path dependence.” said Houghton Mifflin publisher Mike Berkenbush. “We felt that the Concentrating Solar Power industry as a whole was the best introduction to how aesthetically and thermodynamically elegant engineering constructs pursued in the best of faith by affectionate, invested visionaries would be inevitably overtaken, sidelined, and forgotten by purveyors of low-cost commodity technology.”
Intern Confirms from Frederick, MD Bunker: Most “Beyond Petroleum” Schwag Still Usable
Utility “Innovation Center” Doors Only Open from the Outside
Shading Problems Persist Across Industry As Vegetation-Management Sheep Refuse Vaccination
$10m Deal Hinging On DocuSign Request Clearing Local Farmer's AOL Spam Filter
Survey Of Tax Attorneys Concludes You Should Consult a Tax Attorney
Unhinged, Hubristic Solar CEO Drives Forklift Through Inverter Shed During Site Visit, Claims Force Majeure
Nation’s Wire Room Operators Confirm Solar The Only Industry Where Wires Routinely Botched
The interviews quite clearly suggest that the industry is not only an outlier, but truly one of a kind. Lola Castanova from BNY Mellon summarizes the situation well: “I’d say of the solar transaction flow-of-funds we quarterback here, about 12% of them go off without a hitch. This compares to our global all-industry benchmark of about 99.3%. We’ve never seen anything like it…and that benchmark includes industries such as ticket-scalping, puppetry, and Cutco Knives.”
New SI Energy Unit the “Thiel” to Represent Zero MWh
EPC Budget Contingency Line Unceremoniously Added to Forecasted Solar Project Margin
Lender Increases DSCR In Term Sheet After Seeing Coinbase Tab Open During Would-be Borrower’s Screenshare
New DOE Sankey Diagram: Equity / Bro / Grift / Crypto / Porn / Solar / Data / Energy System Approaching Total Closure, Self-Sufficiency
In a synthetic discovery broadly compared to the work of Galloway and Leach, NREL investigators tracing energy and capital flows between renewable energy systems, those systems’ project finance assumptions via primary-contracted-offtakers, the primary clients of those offtakers, and, in turn, the primary consumers of those offtakers, have discovered a previously uncharacterized, enclosed, and self-sustaining sunlight-to electricity-to-money-to bros-to-data-to-grift/crypto-to-porn-to-bros-to money-to light-to-electricity ecosystem that is nearly self sustaining without external reference or input and which may soon overtake photosynthesis and geotechnical processes in terms of overall magnitude of energy transfer in Earth’s biosphere.
Unclear Why Finance Guy Just Air-Quoted “Degradation”
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