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Timothy Chalamet to Play Ahmad Chatila In Rumored SunEdison Corporate Biopic

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HR Person Sends Absolutely Adorable Reminder About Company Policy of Taking Christmas > New Year “Off”

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Request to Close This Year Mumbled

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Career Day Presentation From Vistra Mom Explains That Electricity From Thermal Plants Is “Like Solar, Except Less Gay”

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Heritage Foundation Renamed To Christmas Adventurers Club

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Eric Trump Furtively Tucks Away His Solar Module Hobby Science Kit Under Bunk Bed For the Night

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“Center For Disease Control” Renamed “Center For Disease Dispersion”

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Closing Unknowingly Contingent Upon Arrival of Holiday Tin Full Of Popcorn From Sponsor

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Report: 57% of Current Ares Deals Focused On Obfuscating Failure of Previous Ares Deals

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Investment Committee Memo Lookback: Nailed it On the "Risks", Not Quite So Much on the "Mitigants"

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"Well, It Appears All Else Has, Indeed, Failed," Says Man Signing Earthos PO

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Daydream Of Having Extortionist Landowner Killed Becoming Disconcertingly Detailed

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Hungover Onsite System Manager Wakes To Blinking "Sector 7 Breached" Warning, Solemnly Watches Security Camera Footage of Himself Humping A Sheep While Polishing Off A Bottle of Beam

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INDUSTRY BUZZ: “Unprecedented” Levels of Concern As Abrupt Phaseout Leaves Renewables Developers Searching For Ways To Safe Harbor Outlook Classic

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Man Who Hasn’t Left Midtown In A Year Jacked-Up About His Novel Idea To “Buy Low & Take Advantage of Desperate Developers” On Whom His Success Would Thereafter Depend Upon Entirely

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Once Charming Office Pool About Which Shop Goes Under Next Casually Mistaken for Accounts Receivable Aging Report On Printer Tray

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Accountants Attempt To Introduce Some Levity Into Pine Gate Chapter 11 Process By Submitting Financials In Comic Sans

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BREAKING: Sunion Staff Finds Two Boxes of Sunion Mugs In Garage, Will Now Fulfill Orders from 2023; Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!

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Carlyle Bro Working On Pine Gate DIP Refocuses With A Couple Rails And A YouTube Clip of A Vulture Picking At An Antelope Carcass

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Project Buyer Unclear Why Seller’s Attorney Just Air-quoted “Seller’s Reps”